Source: savages-weapons
Hot piss! Where can I buy this?
I don’t even work with tarot but these just look so fucking neat.
Source: snoxoculus
Source: chichoni.com
I MISS THE 90s =[
Source: thingsthingsandthings
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
“Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter”BRILLIANT
I have some shopping to do.
This would actually be very effective here. (TX)
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Source: gockom
oh SHIP
better get my puns ready
because the battleship movie is
coming outsurfacing sooncopies of the movie are already shipping out to theaters everywhere
seaing this movie is gonna be like getting punched in the naval
it’s really knot worth watching
the movie will bomb
but maybe, just maybe, it’ll make enough to keep its production studio afloat
2 hours of exploding seamen.
Source: aporpoiseinmymorningloops
Batman The Movie 1966
Adam West and Burt Ward.
Yes the entire thing.
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